Surviving in a Syfy World

After countless hours of research conducted on the Syfy channel I’ve come to a few conclusions about surviving if you find yourself in a syfy world one day.

The first thing you must do is recognize when you are in a Syfy world, here are some indicators: Natural disasters occur with alarming frequency; military experiments often go wrong resulting in unusually large animals roaming around; the climate can change dramatically in a very short time; all the women in power positions look very hot; if you get even a short distance outside the city you will encounter nothing but rednecks. Keep in mind these are just a few of teh more common indicators, in general look for suspicious happenings.

If you determine that you are in fact in a syfy world there are certain precautions you must take and certain activities you must avoid: if you you are a black male, I’m sorry and if you are friends or even acquaintances with a black male, avoid them. Black males don’t last long. On the other hand if you are a hot white woman or friends with one you are in luck, they tend to have the longest life span.

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After countless hours of research conducted on the Syfy channel I've come to a few conclusions about surviving if you find yourself in a syfy world one day.

The first thing you must do is recognize when you are in a Syfy world, here are some indicators: Natural disasters occur with alarming frequency; military experiments often go wrong resulting in unusually large animals roaming around; the climate can change dramatically in a very short time; all the women in power positions look very hot; if you get even a short distance outside the city you will encounter nothing but rednecks. Keep in mind these are just a few of teh more common indicators, in general look for suspicious happenings.

If you determine that you are in fact in a syfy world there are certain precautions you must take and certain activities you must avoid: if you you are a black male, I'm sorry and if you are friends or even acquaintances with a black male, avoid them. Black males don't last long. On the other hand if you are a hot white woman or friends with one you are in luck, they tend to have the longest life span.

More to come...