It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents.
When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said:
"All I did was go into the Oval Office and ask, "Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?
When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said:
"All I did was go into the Oval Office and ask, "Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?
