We cracked a W-2 econo last year across the exaust guide.
Need a 810E

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when porting a set of heads on the intake side is it better to smooth it out or leave it kind of rough?? i've heard different opinions, was wondering what everyone thinks??

ok i'm putting my 440 together and kinda out of engine building funds, well i heard from a machinist that with my 452 heads i really can't run much lift without the vavle guides being machined down?? i'm running a .513 lift cam, now i have a set of 906s on another 440 that came out a roadrunner, do those need any machining?? i'm trying to get this engine together and running for now i'd like to run the 452s because of the hardened valve seats and they are very low original miles so they are basically ready to bolt on except for what i was told about my cam lift... is it true about the 452s? and does the 906s have that problem?

A young man came to visit his grandparents and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty, not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later at St. Anne de Bellevue he was still talking loudly , when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"

There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. Then he sees an ad in the paper for a great dog trainer. So, he decides to go to the dog trainer and get his dog trained.

The guy walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog, and are you a good trainer?"

The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a demonstration of how good I am."

He dumped a box full of bones on the floor and blew a whistle.

The first dog came in and made a skeleton with the bones.

"Wow!" said the guy, "What kind of dog is that?" "That's a nurse's dog," said the trainer.

Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room.

That dog makes a big building. The man says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?"

"That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer.

Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog takes the bones,

Screws the other two dogs and runs away.

"Wow! What kind of dog is that?" says the man. "That's a lawyer's dog," said the trainer.

Two men held up a bank. They cleaned out the cash drawers and then herded the tellers and clerks into the vault.

They were getting ready to make their getaway when one of the tellers whispered, "Hey, buddy, would you do me a favour?"

One of the robbers said, "What's on your mind, pal?"

"Would you mind taking the ledgers, too? I'm five thousand short."

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."

"Just bring me a size eight."

The sales guy brings them, and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain.

He turns to the salesman and says, "I've lost my house to Revenue Canada, I live with my mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my best friend, my business has gone bust, and my son just told me he was gay. The only pleasure I have left is to come home at night and take my shoes off."

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