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1996 lhs hard start

Barrydoba — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:13:02 +0000

My father has a 1996 lhs with 50,000 miles on it. In the last two years it has had new lower and upper intake gaskets, fuel pressure regulator and iac. It use to miss at idle and idle to slow before those repairs wer done at a chrysler dealer. Over the last few weeks it has got to where it starts hard or have to give it a litttle gas with foot to get to fire up. Has anyone ran into this problem out of the 3.5 v-6 before i get to deep into it. Other than that runs fine after started. Thanks

Diamondback AFB NSS Carb Dyno test

Fugly — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:08:31 +0000

Just got this from an NSS racer- dynoed his engine today and sent me this - the first test is on his main carb set modified by a very well known and highly proficient racer, second is after swapping to DBE AFB's

There appears to be a little more there with a fuel pressure and weight change, the bottom numbers should be better- highest gains- HP 20.2, TQ 24.2.....keep in mind the base carbs are much better than what a stock set would have been....

Take your time and see if you can read…

projectmopar — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:15:02 +0000

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it!

1.This is this cat.
2.This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4.This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6.This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat..
10. This is for cat.
11.This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

:clapping:

Finned Car of the Day

BK — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:50:45 +0000

My old 59 Post

Mopar Truck of the Day

BK — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:22:59 +0000

My 58 Dodge pick up.

MoparStyle Members -- please post good photos of good Mopar Trucks to this thread.

Wow what the videos

dodgeboy8 — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:03:13 +0000

Attention: The Lee Hartung Collection To Go Up for Auction!!!*-*Wheels Through Time

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Feb. 8 Devo

Magnumguy — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:05:04 +0000

The Danger of a Living a Divided Life

“You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.” Matthew 22:37

I see so many Christians today who divide up their lives into tightly packed little compartments: the sacred and the secular. The sacred is what they do on Sunday, and the secular is up for grabs. It’s just whatever happens! So they have their sacred life at church, and they do their business with the world the rest of the time.

But the real Christian life—the Jesus life—is to do all things in word and in deed to the glory of God. There’s no difference between what you are on Sunday and what you are every other minute of the week!

That’s why this commandment in today’s passage is just so important. It’s Jesus’ reminder to you and me that when we truly love God, it will be with every fiber of our being. It’s not that we just give Him one day a week and live however we want the rest of the week. No, we seek to glorify Him with our entire lives. That’s real love!

Maybe you’ve found yourself at times acting like a different person depending on whether you’re in a “religious” or “secular” setting. But in reality, you should be the same person in both settings. So don’t let the day of the week dictate how devotd you are to following Christ. Honor Him every day with your entire being!

DON’T LET THE DAY OF THE WEEK DICTATE YOUR COMMITMENT TO CHRIST. INSTEAD, HONOR GOD WITH YOUR LIFE EVERY DAY! :angel:

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NSS Car of the Day

BK — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:04:42 +0000

This thread is for ALL MoparStyle members to post a good photo of a NSS car. Since NSS mutually opens up to all makes at all events (for instance a Chevy won at the Monster and both Dallas and I have won at the Ford FE Nats) -- this thread will be the MoparStyle exceptions and be opened up to all makes of NSS cars. Please feel free to contribute good NSS photos to this thread.

Clay Kosooth's Max Attack

History Exam …

projectmopar — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:36:24 +0000

NO Cheating - don't look at the answers until you take the test!!!!

History Exam ...
Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam. If you are under 40 you can claim a handicap.

This is a History Exam for those who don't mind seeing how much they really remember about what went on in their life.

*** Get paper & pencil & number from 1 to 20.
****Write the letter of each answer & score at the end.

Then before you pass this test on, put your score in the subject line. Send to friends so everyone can HAVE FUN!!!!

1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
a. On the floor shift knob.
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch....
c. Next to the horn.

2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it.. For what was it used?
a. Capture lightning bugs.
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing.
c. Large salt shaker.

3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk.
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled.
c... Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
a.. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps

5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during WW II.
a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks

6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?
a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker

7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?
a . Strips of dried peanut butter.
b. Chocolate licorice bars.
c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside.

8. How was Butch wax used?
a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up.
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing..
c On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust.

9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes?
a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key.
b. Woven straps that c ross ed the foot.
c. Long pieces of twine.

10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts.
b. Ask Mom.
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-MO.

11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940s and 1950s?
a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c. Polio

12. 'I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey'
a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar

13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pony?
a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c Macaroni

14. What was a Duck-an d-Cover Drill?
a. Part of the game of hide and seek.
b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores.
c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15 . What was the name of the Indian Princess in the Howdy Doody Show?
a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajawea
c Princess Moonshadow

16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?
a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high.
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window.
c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure.

17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?
a.. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum.
b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items.
c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos.

18. Praise the Lord , & pass the _________?
a.. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition

19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song 'Cabdriver' a hit?
a. The Ink Spots
b.. The Supremes
c. The Esquires

20. Who left his heart in San Francisco ?
a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin
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ANSWERS

1. (b) On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe , took till the late '60's to catch on.

2. (b) To sprinkle clothes before ironing.. Who had a steam iron?

3. (c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle top...

4 . (a) Blackjack Gum.

5.. (b) Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam down the back of the leg with eyebrow pencil.

6. (a) 1946 Studebaker.

7. (c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.

8. (a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.

9. (a) With clamps , tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a shoestring around your neck.

10. (c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

11. (c) Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were closed, movies and other public gathering places were closed to try to prevent spread of the disease.

12. (b) Taxi , Better be ready by half-past eight!

13. (c) Macaroni ...

14. (c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15. (a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.

16... (a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.

17. (b) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household items at the Green Stamp store.

18. (c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free.

19. (a) The widely famous 50's group: The Inkspots.

20. (a) Tony Bennett, and he sounds just as good today.

SCORING

17- 20 correct : You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted with mental abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely someone who should share your wisdom!

12 -16 correct : Not quite dirt yet, but you're getting there.

0 -11 correct : You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences.

Send this to your ('old') friends with your score in the subject line.

:clapping:

E-Body Photo of the Day

BK — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:16:21 +0000

This convertible 318 Barracuda belongs to my brother.

If once a day, any MoparStyle member would do a search on Google images for a Challenger or Barracuda and post a photo of it -- we can make an epic E-Body thread.

Imperial Speedster

BK — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:37:45 +0000

Anyone see this in the recent Mopar Muscle?

I covet it!

Get your own song!

Kismgby — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:38:11 +0000

Am I the only one honked off that Mazda has taken the ROADRUNNER song as the background for their new commercial campaign?

Ticks me off every time it comes on. :mad:

pro mod

hemisatellite — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:31:46 +0000

thru the next 2 weeks or so, I'm gonna tobe able to send pics of me with my friends pro mod car, if we can get together while i'm in ohio. please forgive that it is a 69 Camaro body but it DOES sport a 596" HEMI!

Don’t go blind into it

hemisatellite — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:17:56 +0000

I had a fone chat today with a very well respected member today (ok Fugly) we both seem to have the same thinkin along Drag Racing safety. I Know most of you have heard this before from me.

Just remember, no matter how fast you go, it might be the last time you ever do it. think about that and live by it, say your prayer or whatever every time before you run. Fugly and I have stories to tell about it because we were lucky on more than one ocaission each. Make sure your family and loved ones approve of it.

This ole boys bones been thru lots of it, and would rather help others do the same more safely and keep all the up and comers future bright.

Ps I even had a broken arm from a pitside blower blast!!!! I wasn't even on the team! Long LONG time ago.

Lets See Some……

SB Dakota — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:40:11 +0000

Hey Lets see some 70,71,72,73 darts with 255 or 275 60x 15's
I am looking to do a 71 dart with one or the other on it but i think 255 's are the way to go.. bs on the rim would help some too . I know the wheel well on these are small an alot of people have said it can be done . but i am no fool before i put out some good HARD cash for them i would like to see what it would look like and if it can be done with out cutting it all up. I will be putting on new rear & front hungers an new spring cause mine are 40 some years old and are in need of replacing. please no duster, dart sports the wheel well or wheel opening are much larger then a dart swinger.
i have thought about mini tubbing it but thats not what i am looking for.
Thanks........... this is what i am starting with..

social groups

hemisatellite — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:17:47 +0000

I think many members aren't getting thier money's worth from the sight because they overlook and don't use the social groups option. I think it's a fantastic option but could only be GREAT if YOU, the members, utilize it! Mopar Style isn't the greatest site on the net just from membership size, it's that way because of YOU!, the members and the input you all have! There are many groups and you can even create a group of your own if you have an interest not already listed.

I think parts chasers could be exteremly valuable to most members. Many of you, I'm sure, could find that rare part you need because some other members might have it OR know someone that does!

Just my 2 cents worth. And now, back to you Dave!

Feb 7 Devo

Magnumguy — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:17:48 +0000

Seeing God’s work in your life

I am speaking in human terms, because of your natural limitations. For just as you once presented your members as slaves to impurity and to lawlessness leading to more lawlessness, so now present your members as slaves to righteousness leading to sanctification.

Romans 6:19

When I consider the work that God does, I like to think about it in terms of Him being in the construction business. That’s because from the beginning of the Bible to the very end, God is always at work building something.

There’s His creative work in Genesis chapter 1, when He created the heavens and the earth. He then made man in His own image and created him after His own likeness. Then there was the building of the ark when Noah was led by God and given building plans for the formation of that ship that delivered them from of God’s judgment. And then later on there was the building of the tabernacle, and then the temple.

Then, when Jesus came to this earth, what was His profession? He was a carpenter! And He made things physically with His hands and, beyond that, said, “I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it” (Matthew 16:18).

And you know something? God is building you, too. It’s called “sanctification” and He’s doing it in you every day as He makes you more and more like Him. So if you struggle with sin, don’t let it get you down. Just imagine a big orange sign over your head that says, “God at work”!

AS A CHRISTIAN, YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AS GOD’S CONSTRUCTION PROJECT, BEING MADE MORE LIKE HIM. SO DON’T LET YOUR STRUGGLES GET YOU DOWN. YOU’RE A WORK IN PROGRESS! :angel:

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A-Body Photo of the Day

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:52:41 +0000

It would be pretty cool if each day any of our members would post a quality photo of a A-Body Mopar, and for use to see if we can make this an Epic thread.
The A-Body doesn't have to be yours -- and you can use photos you found with a Google Images search.

Let's see how big this thread can grow.

B-Body Photo of the Day

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:40:28 +0000

I think it would be pretty cool if each day, any B-Body fan was to post a cool quality photos of a Mopar B-Body.

This was a very diverse body style for Mopar -- and this thread should be huge with some member participation.

The B-Body doesn't have to be yours -- and you can use the photo of a cool B-Body that you found in Google Images.

Lets' get this thread rolling -- and see if we can make it epic!

F/J/M-Body of the Day

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:23:00 +0000

OK -- this is where the fans of the F/J/M Body cars keep a thread going with a quality photo of a nice F/J/M car daily. Let's show the others that there is a strong following for these cars.

Each day someone please do a Google Image search of a nice F/J/M -- and copy/paste to this thread.

C/D/R-Body Car of the Day

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:09:58 +0000

If all of the fans of the Mopar Barges would pitch in and post at least one quality photo daily of a C/D/R-Body -- there might be better appreciation of these often overlook Mopars.

It is as simple as a couple of members doing a daily search in Google images of a good photo of a unique C/D/R Body car -- and post it.

Lets get this thread going and keep it going.

Forgotten B-Body of the Day

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:05:28 +0000

It would be good if we could get the Forgotten B guys to daily post at least one quality photo of a Forgotten B-Body.

It doesn't have to be your car -- and you can use images found in Google.

Lets get and keep this thread going

Funny Car of the Day

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:48:26 +0000

Chi-Town Hustler Charger

New Generation Challenger of the Day

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:35:08 +0000

This is my 2009 Challenger RT with about 4000 miles. It was the first 6-speed Challenger to ship to Houston -- and I searched and waited for ever for the car. As soon as I saw the Challenger Concept car, I promised to buy one if they ever went into production.

The car was all metallic black when I first bought it.

A couple of weeks after getting the RT -- a 6-speed SRT 8 became available in Little Rock, and that was the car I really wanted. SO after buying a black SRT 8 I decided I needed to do something with the RT.

I selected a heavy pearl and metallic red that Cadillac uses (costs over $1000 a gallon), and Mary Kay pink is the accent line.

I've tinted the windows, added sequential tail lights, and a skip shift eliminator.

I carried this theme on to my 46 Olds Street Rod and Pickup truck

New Generation Challenger of the Day

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:35:08 +0000

No Mo Challenger?

BK — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:02:21 +0000

The above article was in a recent Hemmings Muscle Car Magazine

Canadian Pets

Bblock — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:43:15 +0000

I should get one of these for Plum. He'd love to have his own bear.

Polar bears and dogs playing - YouTube

Clever signs

Bblock — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:56:27 +0000

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tire Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Gun’s Don’t Kill People.

Wedge — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:01:49 +0000

Stupid people with guns kill people.

This guy survived, but probably shouldn't have.
Natural selection used to take care of people like this.
They should take all his guns away.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46280351...ws-weird_news/

Feb. 6 Devo

Magnumguy — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:00:07 +0000

Generosity

I was young and now I am old, yet I have never seen the righteous forsaken or their children begging bread. They are always generous and lend freely; their children will be blessed.

Psalm 37:25-26

This world puts a lot of emphasis on how important it is to look out for number one. We seem to be born with a natural fear of not having enough - for ourselves. So we hoard whatever we can just in case our perceived disaster ever strikes. But this isn't the kind of life God intends for those who are a part of his family.

God wants us to live a generous life, full of both receiving and giving. But if we don't give freely and joyfully, we miss out on the supernatural blessings that come from a life of generosity.

Living a life of generosity requires trust and a big commitment. But we must trust and be committed to the right things, the things of God. And as we follow that trust with faith in God, he will always provide us with exactly what we need.

Don't let the fear of doing without rob you of trusting in God's provisions for what you need. Remember, God doesn't need us to give to others. It is us who needs to experience the act of giving so that we can live a truly blessed and abundant life.

Dear Lord, Help me to live an abundant and generous life, giving freely to those who have needs that I can meet. Help me overcome my fear of going without by trusting in your Word and the promises you have made to always provide for me. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen. :angel:

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1977 DODGE CHARGER – $400 (imperial valley)

DynoDave — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:46:04 +0000

Yes, $400.

http://imperial.craigslist.org/cto/2806412609.html

Dodge Kilby/York OBA bracket?

1976volare — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:32:35 +0000

I've seen a few OLD posts around the web of guys that have used a York for OBA on the Dodge V8's.
I'm not a fabricator and have no artistic skills.
Anybody have diagrams of the brackets to mount a york to my 5.2 in the Wrangler?
Here's two pics I stole off the web.

1976 dodge charger – $1500 (north jackson )

DynoDave — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:26:09 +0000

http://youngstown.craigslist.org/bar/2835695024.html

!979 Dodge Magnum Resto Mod

txpowerwagon — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:25:58 +0000

i had a 1978 magnum in the 1980's it was one of my favorite cars. I now have a 1979 dodge magnum GT. I have had it for several years hoping to rebuild it. It has/had 360 in it, I replaced the distributor and fixed the radiator, rebuild the carb. Had it running good and then the trans went out. So it was time for a total resto/mod. I have stripped it down and just about got it ready for paint. My plan is to put a 5.7 HEMI in it.[IMG]/Users/test/Pictures/iPhoto Library/Originals/2007/Pictures/1979 Magnum.jpg

1975 Dodge Charger SE – $2500 (Cheyenne)

DynoDave — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:11:24 +0000

http://wyoming.craigslist.org/cto/2824108258.html

My new 2012 Charger

Castle50 — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:45:27 +0000

Blackberry (Dark bluish purple) 3.6 V6 but they say 292hp. It does have balls though. U connect, PB start, and other stuff.
May sell the Magnum now since I'll need a space...

My new 2012 Charger

Castle50 — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:45:27 +0000

Blackberry (Dark bluish purple) 3.6 V6 but they say 292hp. It does have balls though. U connect, PB start, and other stuff.
May sell the Magnum now since I'll need a space...

Rims

DynoDave — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:33:19 +0000

In Ohio....of course.

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/ptd/2836070627.html

Can you identify this tool ?

projectmopar — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:42:17 +0000

Thought you would enjoy this educational moment in American history.

Can you name this strange old tool??

Do you know what it is?

Look below, read and learn.....

This old tool has been re-introduced in Washington D.C.

by the Obama Administration. It will be part of the

New Health Care Program.

:kewl: :yeah that: :clapping:

Giants or Patriots?

hemisatellite — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:36:44 +0000

Going with the Giants here, I hate Belichick! GEEZ! Barry Odumma is right now even on the pre game interview gragging himself up more than talking about the game!

Divorce Agreement ~ Something to think about.

projectmopar — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:35:16 +0000

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and
coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live
with.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT -- This is so incredibly well-put, and I can
hardly believe it's by a young person, a student!! Whatever he runs for,
I'll vote for him!

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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
regressives, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I
want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the
sake of future generations; but sadly, this relationship has clearly run
its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree
on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We
can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own
way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass,
each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am
sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it
should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can
effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and
disparate tastes.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops,
the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with
wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are,
however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move
all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps,
homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and
rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC, PBS and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the
right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies
or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them
security.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political
correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will
no longer be paying the bill.

15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors.

17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not
a right.

18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and
"The National Anthem."

19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine",
"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya,"
or "We Are the World".

20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give
trickle up poverty your best shot.

21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name
and our constitution and our flag.

22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree,
just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer
which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara
Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when
you call our country.

:clapping:

Indecent Proposal

Old_Demon — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:29:19 +0000

A boy comes home from school; his dad is changing the oil in the car.

"Dad, we were talking at school today. What's the difference between theory and reality?"

The man thought a minute. "Do you know old Mr. Jones, that crazy rich guy who lives down the street?"

"Sure."

"Go ask your mother, that if he offered her a million bucks to sleep with him for just one night, would she do it."

The boy is gone quite a while. When he returns, he says, "She thought about it a long time, but she said we could certainly use the money, so yeah, she'd do it."

"Okay. Go ask your older sister the same question."

The boy was back almost immediately. "She said she'd do it, in a heartbeat."

The man said, "Well, son, there you go."

"I still don't understand", said the boy.

His father replied, "Then I'll spell it out for you. In theory, we're worth two million dollars. In reality, we're living with a couple of whores."

can I ask a Shivvy Q? (O2 terminology)

volaredon — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:35:50 +0000

This would be my son's, girlfriend's sister's truck.
00 S10 (Sonoma maybe?) 4.3 a/t, clubcab 2WD.

my son asked me to pop my scanner (Snap on MT 2500) on to see why the Check engine lite was on; (shoulda asked if I looked like Autozone, checking codes etc ha ha ha ha)

Anyway if there is one thing I have found since overpaying for this scanner 9 years ago, it is that although everything else in the aftermarket seems to "equate itself to GM compatibility" for lack of a better way to put it, this scanner dont seem quite as user friendly on GMs as Mopars things like the scanner telling me to disconnect the battery to clear GM codes vs doing it by 1 button on a Mopar etc;

In this case if we were talking about a mopar or jeep it would always differentiate O2's by "upstream/downstream" on the display making it easy to tell which O2 we were talking about.
This one lists "bank 1 sensor 1 bank 2 sensor 2 and bank 1 sensor 3;

When I bring up "live data" it shows data for 3 sensors;
I never looked under from the pass side, but I see 1 on Y pipe on driver side and 1 downstream.
the code says "heater circuit Bank 1, Sensor 3, O2"

Where is the bank 1 Sensor 3 O2 located?????

and why did they have to run the steering column shaft dead smack across the #3 spark plug? (seperate question from reason for post)
shows GM's "Dumb-assedness" for sure!

Planned Parenthood’s Atack on Christians

BK — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:10:18 +0000

Straight from the land of "Fruits & Nuts", this disgusting video is made to encourage children to have sex, Conservatives are Zombies, and Christians are evil.

$350,000,000 a year of our tax dollars are given to these killers.

Sunday Feb 5 Devo

Magnumguy — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:46:11 +0000

Be Worried. Be Very Worried!

In 1977 the "Times" front cover carried a very terrifying message: "How to Survive the Coming Ice Age." Fast forward to 2006 and one will find the same magazine's front cover speaking about Global Warming with the caption: "Be Worried. Be VERY Worried." In less than 30 years the earth apparently shifted from freezing cold to scorching hot. While you muse on this conundrum consider some very true applications to the church.

In the 1950's churches of all faiths were growing. Some were growing faster than others, nevertheless they were not stagnant. In this period of American history, one might describe faith and belonging to a church as a major factor in one's life. There was global warming for missionaries were sent abroad to educate men of the ways of God. Fast forward past the anti-establishment era of the 1960's to 1980 and one will discover that national surveys showed that churches were loosing membership faster than a Popsicle melting on city sidewalk. The bottom line - Faith was being replaced for achievement; love was being replaced with lust; church meeting were being replaced with sporting events.

Welcome to the spiritual ice age.

God expects his people to be on fire, to have purpose, to prioritize and to be people with principles that outshine the wickedness that covers this dark world, "...be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom you shine as lights in the world" (Phil. 2:15). Because of shrinking membership the church today is worried, very worried.

Our culture has committed itself to socialism - that is - the government (our society) is going to solve the problems of crime, poverty, substance abuse, and teen pregnancy. But when a society won't allow the Book to be read in public places that speaks to the root cause of these problems, when a society substitutes perfect moral values to culturally centered moral values, when a society (as a whole) embraces all kinds of gods and religion as being coequal and there is no such thing as 'truth' then be worried. Be VERY worried, for the God of the Bible has just been put on ice.

The God of the Bible is a consuming fire and so must be his people. Not a fire of vengeance but of love for the church which His Son gave his life's blood to bring into existence (Heb. 12:29; Acts 20:28). It appears that in less than 30 years his people when from hot to cold, from warm to chilly, from blazing up to flaming out. Are we on ice? His people must generate a heat wave across the land to defrost the hearts of those who, "know not God nor obey his commands" (2 Thessalonians 1:7-9). But if the church is on ice, who will go? It is the duty of the church to educate sinners about God's way but if we have chosen to live like sinners what good is our salt? It won't even melt the ice and our culture falls prey to the ice age.

Then be worried. Be VERY worried!

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Help a Mopar Brother VICTIM

TexanKen — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:41:03 +0000

I apologize if I've posted this in the wrong forum but wanted to help get the word out about a brazen thief who preyed on one of our Canadian Mopar brethren. Maybe a subscriber to this site will run across this dirtbag and help get him his JUST REWARDS !

http://www.mystarcollectorcar.com/2-...-charger-.html.

Roadrunner totally dismantled

hemibee68 — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:00:10 +0000

I have the roadrunner completely torn limb from limb. Mostly bare body setting there. shortblock is still in. Making some changes. Found some nasty things. Going to start from scratch. Refresh the engine / rings/brgs etc. Replace the flex plate due to loose bolts and send the converter in to restall maybe 4000? need advice on that. Installing the Griner (need different shifter). Got mono leafs to go on. Changing brake parts as the front rotors have been holding more than they should. Putting new tires on front as the ones I been running are older than should be run, can't imagine how I been getting away with them old tires. Going to be missing a few things to make it a little lighter.

The flexplate oval holes

The cylinders one side

The other side

k-frame type

71hemiorange — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:48:55 +0000

what kind of k-frame should i use for my 69 dart.it has a 422 s/b right now but i may wat to go b/b later.any suggestions and sites to find them would be great thanks.

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

dodgeboy8 — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:05:32 +0000

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK! OK! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies,"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Feb 4 Devo

Magnumguy — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:30:53 +0000

Life is a one-time Shot

James 4:14.. Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.

So often, we get bogged down in the day to day activities of life, we lose sight of not only its' brevity, but the fact life is a one-time shot. I hate to break the bad news to those who buy into the complete stupidity of reincarnation, but we were created in the image of God for this one and only journey called life. When it is over, we will have an eternal home, either with our creator, if we come to know His Son Jesus Christ by faith, or eternally separated from our Creator if we reject Christ.

The point I want to drive home today is that this is it. This is our life. This is not a dress rehearsal, there are no do-overs, we need to make the most of this time God has given us.

It is human nature not to think much about death, our own mortality. We tend to dwell on it more as we get older, since it becomes more of a reality. As we go through life, we see our grandparents die, our parents, other family members, friends, and those we know pass away. At those times, we are reminded that we too will one day die, though we try not to think about it very long. In addition to being reminded at times how brief life is, we often pause at different points to see where we are in life, look back to where we have been, and look ahead to where we want to go.

Again, as we get older, we become aware that this time on earth, this life, really does pass quickly. It is at these times of reflection when it becomes apparent how much of our life we squander and don't take advantage of. Remember this: today is a day like none other, and when it is gone, it is never coming back.

Take the time needed to reflect on your life today. Take the time to see where you are at, and where you want to go. Look at those things in your life each day that are positive, and those that are negative. The fact is, life is short. Only God knows when our time here is over. We have no control over that. What we DO have control over is how we use each day. I don't care where you live, what ethnic background you are, what your social or financial status is, the one thing all of us have in common is 24 hours. Nobody gets a second more or a second less. How we use that 24 hours becomes the key decisions we must make each day.

God has a perfect plan and purpose for your life. Allowing that plan and purpose to unfold each day is the challenge we all face. Life is a one time shot. We won't get another chance. Make the most of each and every day God gives you. It is your life, the only one you will get, so make the most of it. :angel:

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