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Aug
27

Al Qaeda’s #2 is f;ushed!

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Al Qaeda's No. 2 killed in Pakistan

"(CBS/AP) WASHINGTON — Al Qaeda's second-in-command, Atiyah Abd al-Rahman, has been killed in Pakistan, delivering another big blow to a terrorist group that the U.S. believes to be on the verge of defeat, a senior Obama administration official said Saturday."

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/...20098271.shtml

I realize these guys have more #2's than a commode, but still.....
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Chrysler to invest $72M in Perrysburg, Ohio, plant
Bryce G. Hoffman/ The Detroit News

Chrysler Group LLC has announced plans to invest $72 million in its Toledo Machining Plant in Perrysburg, Ohio, as part of a broader expansion of the Toledo manufacturing complex.

The money will be used to prepare the factory to produce a new generation of torque converters and steering columns. The company said the investment protects the 640 jobs already there. No new jobs are expected to be added.

From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110823/AUTO01/108230417/Chrysler-to-invest-$72M-in-Perrysburg--Ohio--plant#ixzz1W2VNdPuq

Bryce G. Hoffman/ The Detroit News

Chrysler Group LLC has announced plans to invest $72 million in its Toledo Machining Plant in Perrysburg, Ohio, as part of a broader expansion of the Toledo manufacturing complex.

The money will be used to prepare the factory to produce a new generation of torque converters and steering columns. The company said the investment protects the 640 jobs already there. No new jobs are expected to be added.

http://detnews.com/article/20110823/...417/1148/rss25
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Aug
24

Attempted robbery, WV style

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http://bdtonline.com/local/x15927967...pt-in-Bramwell
http://bdtonline.com/local/x53175163...-store-robbery
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Aug
22

The horrible sunburn.

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A guy fell asleep on the beach & got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his thighs.
He went to the hospital & was admitted with second-degree burns. His skin was starting to blister & he was in severe pain so the doctor prescribed continuous saline, electrolytes, a sedative & a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him?'
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs...
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Aug
20

A couple of my neighbors.

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Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?"
Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek.
The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.
The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I haint niver seed nobody do it"
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Aug
19

Feed your mechanic well, just in case…

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http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/n...rd-aug-18-2011
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Aug
17

Lie Detecting Robot

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Dad buys a Lie Detector Robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son."
Robot then slaps Mom!!!!!
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