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Aug
27
Al Qaeda’s #2 is f;ushed!
Posted by: | CommentsAl Qaeda's No. 2 killed in Pakistan
"(CBS/AP) WASHINGTON — Al Qaeda's second-in-command, Atiyah Abd al-Rahman, has been killed in Pakistan, delivering another big blow to a terrorist group that the U.S. believes to be on the verge of defeat, a senior Obama administration official said Saturday."
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/...20098271.shtml
I realize these guys have more #2's than a commode, but still.....
"(CBS/AP) WASHINGTON — Al Qaeda's second-in-command, Atiyah Abd al-Rahman, has been killed in Pakistan, delivering another big blow to a terrorist group that the U.S. believes to be on the verge of defeat, a senior Obama administration official said Saturday."
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/...20098271.shtml
I realize these guys have more #2's than a commode, but still.....
Aug
25
Chrysler to invest $72M in Perrysburg, Ohio, plant Bryce G. Hoffman/ The Detroit News
Posted by: | CommentsChrysler to invest $72M in Perrysburg, Ohio, plant
Bryce G. Hoffman/ The Detroit News
Chrysler Group LLC has announced plans to invest $72 million in its Toledo Machining Plant in Perrysburg, Ohio, as part of a broader expansion of the Toledo manufacturing complex.
The money will be used to prepare the factory to produce a new generation of torque converters and steering columns. The company said the investment protects the 640 jobs already there. No new jobs are expected to be added.
From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110823/AUTO01/108230417/Chrysler-to-invest-$72M-in-Perrysburg--Ohio--plant#ixzz1W2VNdPuq
Bryce G. Hoffman/ The Detroit News
Chrysler Group LLC has announced plans to invest $72 million in its Toledo Machining Plant in Perrysburg, Ohio, as part of a broader expansion of the Toledo manufacturing complex.
The money will be used to prepare the factory to produce a new generation of torque converters and steering columns. The company said the investment protects the 640 jobs already there. No new jobs are expected to be added.
http://detnews.com/article/20110823/...417/1148/rss25
Bryce G. Hoffman/ The Detroit News
Chrysler Group LLC has announced plans to invest $72 million in its Toledo Machining Plant in Perrysburg, Ohio, as part of a broader expansion of the Toledo manufacturing complex.
The money will be used to prepare the factory to produce a new generation of torque converters and steering columns. The company said the investment protects the 640 jobs already there. No new jobs are expected to be added.
From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110823/AUTO01/108230417/Chrysler-to-invest-$72M-in-Perrysburg--Ohio--plant#ixzz1W2VNdPuq
Bryce G. Hoffman/ The Detroit News
Chrysler Group LLC has announced plans to invest $72 million in its Toledo Machining Plant in Perrysburg, Ohio, as part of a broader expansion of the Toledo manufacturing complex.
The money will be used to prepare the factory to produce a new generation of torque converters and steering columns. The company said the investment protects the 640 jobs already there. No new jobs are expected to be added.
http://detnews.com/article/20110823/...417/1148/rss25
Aug
24
Attempted robbery, WV style
Posted by: | CommentsAug
22
The horrible sunburn.
Posted by: | CommentsA guy fell asleep on the beach & got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his thighs.
He went to the hospital & was admitted with second-degree burns. His skin was starting to blister & he was in severe pain so the doctor prescribed continuous saline, electrolytes, a sedative & a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him?'
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs...
He went to the hospital & was admitted with second-degree burns. His skin was starting to blister & he was in severe pain so the doctor prescribed continuous saline, electrolytes, a sedative & a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him?'
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs...
Aug
20
A couple of my neighbors.
Posted by: | CommentsTwo hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?"
Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek.
The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.
The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I haint niver seed nobody do it"
The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?"
Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek.
The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.
The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I haint niver seed nobody do it"
Aug
19
Feed your mechanic well, just in case…
Posted by: | CommentsAug
17
Lie Detecting Robot
Posted by: | CommentsDad buys a Lie Detector Robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son."
Robot then slaps Mom!!!!!
He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son."
Robot then slaps Mom!!!!!
