Author: old woolie

Hemi Powered

Kind of a waste to me but hey, it’s his toy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiRNRs0dvKk

Name Change

After pressure has been mounting, the owners of the NFL’s Washington Redskins announced that they have been greatly embarrassed by the name of their team and what that name means.

They wish to apologize for the shame it has brought to their fans.

As soon as the new uniforms and letterhead can…

Ponder This

C’mon people, gotta get something going here!
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1 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

2 Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull…

Vintage Ad

Never seen one of these before. Has anyone else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NsmZcLAdM

Southern Accent

A Yankee traveling down south around Christmas time finds himself broke down in a small town.

While he is waiting for the repair he wanders around town and comes across the Nativity scene in the Square. They are all there, the donkeys, the camels, baby Jesus, Mother Mary, Etc. One odd thing…

Kind Of A Sad Day

Sold/traded my ’51 Regent for a 2 year old John Deere lawn tractor mower with snow blower plus cash. Sad to see the old girl go but I hadn’t driven it in over 3 years, kinda lost interest. The new owner is very happy and I think I will be too. Time to…

Doctors Advice

Morris had just had coronary artery bypass surgery a month ago and now is at the doctor’s office for his final follow up visit. Of course Morris wants to know when he can start having sex again. The doctor explains to Morris that he would be able to resume his sex life as soon as he could climb two…