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Feb
06
Clever signs
Posted by: | CommentsSign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
**************************
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
**************************
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
**************************
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
**************************
On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
**************************
At a Tire Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."
**************************
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
**************************
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
**************************
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
**************************
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
**************************
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
**************************
Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Feb
03
How to be safe in Selling your car
Posted by: | CommentsRead about a guy in western Canada who sold his 69 Charger. The purchaser showed up with an truck and trailer and the seller took pictures of the guy,truck and trailer. Paid with a certified check. He then finds out the check is a forgery. Truck and trailer were also stolen.
I thought maybe it would be good to list some pointers on how to sell your car. I know recently I advertised my Magnum and got a bunch of junk including the marine biologist at sea who wanted to buy it for his father. Wanted to transfer the money to me and have his people pick the car up. Couldn't get his location to send a missile.
Recently in buying vehicles, I have used a bank draft. I'm sure these could be forged as well. What precautions do you take in selling?
I thought maybe it would be good to list some pointers on how to sell your car. I know recently I advertised my Magnum and got a bunch of junk including the marine biologist at sea who wanted to buy it for his father. Wanted to transfer the money to me and have his people pick the car up. Couldn't get his location to send a missile.
Recently in buying vehicles, I have used a bank draft. I'm sure these could be forged as well. What precautions do you take in selling?
Feb
02
Tagging Bears
Posted by: | CommentsJan
31
Mopar Anniversary video
Posted by: | CommentsJan
29
How high will oil go
Posted by: | CommentsMaybe it's time to start tracking fuel costs again?
Iran is threatening a ban of all oil to European Union for 5 to 15 years. On that note gasoline has jumped to $123.6 per litre around here today and there is talk of $150/barrel soon. China and India want all the oil they can get. That's where our jobs have ended up. Obama rejected the pipeline from Canada and there's opposition about shipping oil down the west coast.
On an interesting note, Steve Job has said that jobs will not come back according to what I read in the New York Times yesterday. His comment at the time was that a few years ago they made a sudden change to new phones coming out. Couldn't have been handled in the old US factory but the Chinese could handle it. The Chinese factory had 8,000 works living in a dormatory and called them to work on short notice. They looked after the change in a 12 hour shift. Sounds like slave labor to me. Recently saw on the news about a Chinese couple trying to get home to see their kids. Couldn't get a flight for their once a year visit because they have to work a long distance from their home. Big business promotes this.
Iran is threatening a ban of all oil to European Union for 5 to 15 years. On that note gasoline has jumped to $123.6 per litre around here today and there is talk of $150/barrel soon. China and India want all the oil they can get. That's where our jobs have ended up. Obama rejected the pipeline from Canada and there's opposition about shipping oil down the west coast.
On an interesting note, Steve Job has said that jobs will not come back according to what I read in the New York Times yesterday. His comment at the time was that a few years ago they made a sudden change to new phones coming out. Couldn't have been handled in the old US factory but the Chinese could handle it. The Chinese factory had 8,000 works living in a dormatory and called them to work on short notice. They looked after the change in a 12 hour shift. Sounds like slave labor to me. Recently saw on the news about a Chinese couple trying to get home to see their kids. Couldn't get a flight for their once a year visit because they have to work a long distance from their home. Big business promotes this.
Aug
28
My Mopars
Posted by: | CommentsNot very good pictures. I was pretty good with a 35mm when I needed to be for work, but messed up with the wife's digital on these.
Got the Mopars all together yesterday.
My Mopars pictures by paulmartini - Photobucket
Got the Mopars all together yesterday.
My Mopars pictures by paulmartini - Photobucket
Aug
26
My Cordoba at Moparfest
Posted by: | CommentsJust saw this on their site. Taken as we were entering the grounds. Grandson in the back eager to show his future car.
All sizes | Moparfest 2011 - vol 5 (47) | Flickr - Photo Sharing!
All sizes | Moparfest 2011 - vol 5 (47) | Flickr - Photo Sharing!
